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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
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 Posted - 09/30/2005 : 06:12:23 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Nasa guys comes clean about the conspiracy:
http://www.godhatesnasabuffons.com
Dammit, Doc. I just sprayed soda all over my keyboard. Good one.
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 07:04:37 [Permalink]
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Ok then. We are about half way though another thread. That would make this 3 and a half thread of this nonsense now? My my my…
I must commend you all for holding your own. Personally, I prefer masturbating in privet…
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 07:16:55 [Permalink]
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It's kinda like talking to a parrot, y'know? You talk, the bird squawks, puts forth out some meaningless words and phrases, whistles loudly, then shits on the floor.
An excersize in futility -- who cares what some dumb bird has to say -- but we keep talking to parrots, anyway. Go figger.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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sts60
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 08:24:09 [Permalink]
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The first close-up images of Saturn's moon Tethys have been sent to Earth from the Cassini spacecraft, which flew past the moon on Saturday. As well as the expected craters and chasms, one image reveals a peculiar, spear-shaped feature.
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 10:36:54 [Permalink]
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| Its an arrow in the shape of the Jesus spear! pointing no doubt to the place where actual evidence of the Bibles truths lies, oh joy. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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bigbrain
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 11:47:56 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by bigbrain
Originally posted by filthy
Something interesting...
http://www.newscientistspace.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn8057/dn8057-1_550.jpg
Something more interesting...
http://www.geocities.com/ameri1cano/brunelsol.jpg
I've taken this photo of "Penes" with my telescope yesterday night.
My point is made.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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bigbrain
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 13:53:34 [Permalink]
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http://www.solarviews.com/browse/nep/nepint.jpg
"The Interior of Neptune
Our knowledge of the internal structure of Neptune is inferred from the planet's radius, mass, period of rotation, the shape of its gravitational field and the behavior of hydrogen, helium, and water at high pressure. This cut-away view shows Neptune composed of an outer envelope of molecular hydrogen, helium and methane roughly the mass of one to two Earths. Below this region Neptune appears to be composed of a mantle rich in water, methane, ammonia, and other elements. These elements are under high temperatures and pressures deep within the planet. The mantle is equivalent to 10 to 15 earth masses. Neptune's core is composed of rock and ice, and is likely no more than one Earth mass. (Copyright Calvin J. Hamilton)"
This Calvin J. Hamilton is too ridiculous:
"the internal structure of Neptune is inferred from the planet's radius, mass, period of rotation, the shape of its gravitational field and the behavior of hydrogen, helium, and water at high pressure".
He is a fortune-teller, a wizard, he knows nothing about Neptune and
invents a lot of craps like NASA buffoons.
I've inferred, instead, from the shape of its gravitational field that its internal structure is made of micro iced snow balloons that turn around at high velocity.
But... but ...
but how can people say all these craps?
1/3 of the news is completely false: nobody can know the internal structure of Neptune.
But it's easy to swindle "NASA kids".
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"Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit" (Flattery gets friends, truth hatred)
Publius Terentius Afer, "Terence", Roman dramatist
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 14:15:31 [Permalink]
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And do you have a better analysis?
Do give us the benefit of your psittacine wisdom and meticulous research. Or are you merely squawking, whistling, and shitting on the floor again?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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bigbrain
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Posted - 09/30/2005 : 14:23:08 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
And do you have a better analysis?
No, I am not a charlatan.
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"Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit" (Flattery gets friends, truth hatred)
Publius Terentius Afer, "Terence", Roman dramatist
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 15:33:29 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by bigbrain
Originally posted by filthy
And do you have a better analysis?
No, I am not a charlatan.
On the contrary, you most certainly are a charlaton. You criticise that which you know nothing about.
Do some honest research and learn something, then talk about it.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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CourseKnot
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bigbrain
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Posted - 10/01/2005 : 13:12:26 [Permalink]
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A simple question:
How NASA buffoons guide their rockets, their probes?
Do they see them on the screen of their computers?
Do they click on Ctrl+FB (Foot-Brake) to brake their rockets?
Do they click on Ctrl+RB to Retro Burn?
How can they follow their rockets while they are going towards Saturn
on their ridiculously small screens?
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"Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit" (Flattery gets friends, truth hatred)
Publius Terentius Afer, "Terence", Roman dramatist
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 10/01/2005 : 13:27:25 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by bigbrain
A simple question:
How NASA buffoons guide their rockets, their probes?
Do they see them on the screen of their computers?
Do they click on Ctrl+FB (Foot-Brake) to brake their rockets?
Do they click on Ctrl+RB to Retro Burn?
How can they follow their rockets while they are going towards Saturn
on their ridiculously small screens?
First, they draw the Pentagram, then outline it with the blood and feces of a black goat. They light the black, votive candles and prepare the virgin for sacrifice. They chant the Black Mass until midnight, and then, at exactly that hellish hour, they cut the virgin's throat and drink her blood. Satan then appears and gifts them the All-Seeing Eye.
See how simple it is. And if that should fail (Inconcievable!), they know a lot about computer science; stuff that would boggle me and thee. They don't need to "see" the craft to know by it's signals exactly it's location, heading and speed.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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bigbrain
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Posted - 10/02/2005 : 09:10:01 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
They don't need to "see" the craft to know by it's signals exactly it's location, heading and speed.
THIS IS ANOTHER IMPORTANT STATEMENT:
NASA buffoons say they can guide a rocket to Saturn at a distance of 1,500,000,000 km from the Earth.
Suppose that with radio signals they know its location, direction and velocity.
BUT NASA BUFFOONS MUST HAVE A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF THEIR ROCKET AND OF SATURN TO CHECK THEIR MUTUAL POSITIONS.
HOW CAN THEY REPRESENT ON A SCREEN A DISTANCE OF 1,500,000,000 KM?
THEY CAN'T.
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"Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit" (Flattery gets friends, truth hatred)
Publius Terentius Afer, "Terence", Roman dramatist
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