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Peter de Blanc
New Member
USA
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 Posted - 11/08/2001 : 19:22:25
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It is nice to see a board for SCEPTIKS! Because I am fed up with evolutionists! Always I am disproving the evolution, but do they believe me? No!
Anyway these are my misproofs:
* On Star Trek once, these people in space evolved into lizards! Now, I know people aren't supposed to evolve as fast down here on Earth, but I asked all my friends and none of them had ever seen anybody turn into a lizard!
* Also, if people are evolving, they should be devolving too, like in an equilibrium reaction! But I asked around, and nobody had seen a lizard turn into a person either! Or a monkey!
* Scientists say "look I am right" but they are NOT! They are always CHANGING THIER STORYS!! Like they used to say that electricity came from the ether, but now they say it comes from an electron! Obviously both cannot be TRUE! They change thier storys because they are always GETTING IT WRONG!
* But Christianity got it right the first time! One day the scientists will finally (probably just GUESSING!) say that Christianity is true, and then they will NEVER CHANGE! But that bright day might not be for a long time :(
Anyway these are my misproofs. Tell me wat you think!!1
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@tomic
Administrator
USA
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Posted - 11/08/2001 : 19:28:04 [Permalink]
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You have a point there about scientists always changing their story. The Greeks had everything narrowed down to 4 elements. They were wrong. If they had just prayed to Jesus a little harder(nevermind that Jesus wasn't born yet) God would have provided the answer.
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 11/08/2001 : 19:30:18 [Permalink]
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See Star Trek was wrong - Riker devolved into a Neaderthal (sp?). And we all know that humans come from monkeys - not neaderthals. Yeesh!
Oh wait - that was Next Gen and your talking about Parris and Capt Janeway on Voyager. Well I guess that was a few years later and so those pesky scientists changed their minds in that time.
Gee, I thought the electricity came from the wires in the wall. 
Oh, I thought the Norse got it right the first time - Odin did hang upside down from the Ygdrassil Tree for 40 (?) days.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. -Mark Twain |
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 11/08/2001 : 19:39:10 [Permalink]
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... Riker devolved into a Neaderthal (sp?). ...
I kinda thought that Riker always *was* a Neanderthal 
"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead." |
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Peter de Blanc
New Member
USA
19 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2001 : 19:46:39 [Permalink]
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This was all a joke, by the way.
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Grove
New Member
USA
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ZaphodBeeblebrox
Skeptic Friend
USA
117 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2001 : 21:53:24 [Permalink]
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See Star Trek was wrong - Riker devolved into a Neaderthal (sp?). And we all know that humans come from monkeys - not neaderthals. Yeesh!
Actually, Riker was in the process of becoming an Australopithecine, he just made a pit stop, at Homo heidelbergensis. Also, Peter, I just love Farce. Do Duane Gish, next!
BTW, Grove, let's not.
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