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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
 Posted - 11/16/2001 : 16:03:13
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I started this over on the Campus Ministry board, and got a reply from some comic using Kent Hovind's name. This guy is good. All sorts of crackpot theories that actually sound like authentic Hovind gibberish. Thought I would share it.
http://www.brojed.org/wwwboard/messages/451.html
Free speech; excercise it or SHUT UP!
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Slater
SFN Regular
USA
1668 Posts |
 Posted - 11/16/2001 : 23:01:39 [Permalink]
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Does not share well with others
it says this when you connect
docs/wwwboard directory not for public access
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The brain that was stolen from my laboratory was a criminal brain. Only evil will come from it. |
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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2001 : 04:40:28 [Permalink]
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Does not share well with others
it says this when you connect
docs/wwwboard directory not for public access
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The brain that was stolen from my laboratory was a criminal brain. Only evil will come from it.
Yeah, their webmaster has begun deleting 'sacreligious' posts. But he has saved the reply, so I've done a cut & paste for you. I've since heard from Howie over on Psycho Dave's board that he's the prankster, but he swears that it is cobbled together from actual Hovind statements. Here we go;
Who built the Great Pyramid? The Egyptians did not build it. It is the only pyramid with no hieroglyphics in it. The other pyramids were copies of the Great Pyramid. The Great Pyramid is very special. It does not have a cornerstone. The cornerstone was rejected by the builders just as the Bible says. Jesus Christ is the chief cornerstone. If they could have found the entrance, they could have just touched it and it would have swung open. When you enter into the pyramid, the passage leads downward. After a short distance you must make a choice. If you choose the narrow way to the kings chamber, you must to go up one-hundred and fifty-three steps. In 1776, a man by the name of Adam Weishaupt started a group called the Illuminati, the enlightened ones. Their symbol is on the back of our dollar bill. They say, Once we get the New World Order in place, and institute the all-seeing-eye on top which represents Lucifer, the light bearer will be in charge. Yes, the all-seeing-eye on your dollar bill represents Lucifer. They know that, and they fully intend for Lucifer to rule this world.
I believe that the builders of the Great Pyramids were either Noah and Shem who built it after the flood. Or maybe it was Adam and Enoch who built it before the flood, and it was the only structure to survive the flood. The Great Pyramid is positioned perfectly, north, south, east, and west. We have no idea how they built it. We could not build it today. The symbolism for Christianity is all through the building. The sides of it have 144,000, smooth, polished limestone blocks. Ah, 144,000, that number is in the Bible.
Did you know that there is about 160 countries in the world right now? Ten are going to get together for the European common market. Satan is trying to muscle in and take over and he will not have a problem. God looks at these conspiracies and laughs.
The Great Pyramid is a neat subject to study. If you go up to the kings chamber you will notice an empty tomb with a red granite coffin. The coffin has the exact dimensions of the ark of the covenant. The angle of the shaft leading down or the angle leading up is twenty-six degrees, nine minutes and seven seconds. It is noteworthy, that this is the exact angle from the pyramid to Bethlehem, right to the second. The Great Pyramid is positioned on the latitude line and the longitude line, which happens to be the longest ones in the world above sea level. This is all part of the New World Order, which was a conspiracy started by Satan back in the garden of Eden. He wanted to rule the world. He will cause everyone to receive a mark in their right hand or in their forehead. The mark is going to be six-hundred three-score and six, 666. In 1972, IBM Corporation developed the bar code where the computer can actually translate lines and spaces into zeros and ones, a binary language, and read it. If you look at the first two lines on the bar code, they are longer than the rest and are unmarked. The system does not tell you what these numbers are. It just so happens that two skinny lines with a space in between them is the computer binary code for the number six. Why would they put a six at the beginning, middle and end? Why didnt they choose a two or a four? Its on every product. Check it out and see for yourself. The Bible says if you receive that mark and worship the beast, you are going to be in trouble. Read Revelation chapter 14 and you will see how they will be tormented and punished. In 1990, they begin putting little magnetic strips inside our paper bills. If you examine a five, a ten, or a twenty dollar bill while holding it up to the light, you will see the strip about one-inch in on the left side. This is to prevent counterfeiting, but there are other things that they can do with it. They can detect, roughly, how much money is in your pocket when you walk past sensors, based on that strip.
Everybody ought to be allowed to have an M1 tank in their front yard if that's what they want to without having it registered. There are too many people here that cannot be controlled; so get rid of them. Thats why AIDS was purposefully developed in a Maryland laboratory to wipe out population. I know exactly what I am talking about.
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Slater
SFN Regular
USA
1668 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2001 : 12:44:12 [Permalink]
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Yeah, their webmaster has begun deleting 'sacreligious' posts. But he has saved the reply, so I've done a cut & paste for you.
Let me get this straight, Rat, these ravings, by some poor soul, who is obiviously insane, are fine as far as the Webmaster in concerned. But your vile sacreligious post had to be censored?
Funny -- you always seemed so normal. But if what you wrote needed censoring on a board with such low standards then you must be a real sicko [/sarcasm]
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