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dimossi
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 01/13/2002 : 20:09:26
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Looks like the Pretzel won.
And Dubya stated how he believes we should all pray for a "spiritual shield" to protect us from the "evil doers", yet it can't even protect him from a pretzel.
"Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy." [Carl Sagan]
Edited by - dimossi on 01/13/2002 20:11:08
Edited by - dimossi on 01/13/2002 21:18:59
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
 Posted - 01/14/2002 : 09:41:07 [Permalink]
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I think Mr. Bush's "spiritual shield" has more to do with sattelites and laser beams, perhaps. Really, I never understood Christians in politics, anyway. Look at Ronald Reagan...He was the darling of the Fundies, yet was divorced, and brought a Psychic/astrologer into the White House. That astrologer must have been using the stars to discover Biblical prophesy, I guess.
Maybe the country needs a bit of Fundamentalist Christian power to fight off the Fundamentalist Islaamic power. Maybe we can send Pat and Jerry and friends off to fight for us with thier staffs of power throwing off blue fire to defeat the red fire of the Ayatollahs and Mullahs, (and forgive my spelling, I never saw those words in school...the Christians wouldn't let me).
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell, on CNN's Crossfire, May 17, 1997
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2002 : 19:06:37 [Permalink]
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Maybe the country needs a bit of Fundamentalist Christian power to fight off the Fundamentalist Islaamic power. Maybe we can send Pat and Jerry and friends off to fight for us with thier staffs of power throwing off blue fire to defeat the red fire of the Ayatollahs and Mullahs.
Gee, for once they'd actually be usefull...one can only hope... 
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Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell, on CNN's Crossfire, May 17, 1997
I'd comment here, but this is a family board and there are ladies here.
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense." -Buddha |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2002 : 14:23:21 [Permalink]
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I'd comment here, but this is a family board and there are ladies here.
There are? Really? 
There is no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've known. Sagan |
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Mespo_man
Skeptic Friend
USA
312 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2002 : 09:24:18 [Permalink]
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Maybe the country needs a bit of Fundamentalist Christian power to fight off the Fundamentalist Islaamic power. Maybe we can send Pat and Jerry and friends off to fight for us with thier staffs of power throwing off blue fire to defeat the red fire of the Ayatollahs and Mullahs...
[Tim]
Bring back the Coliseum. Bring back the Circus Maximus. Although, I'm sure in a current re-incarnation of those institutions, you'd have to sigh a release form. 
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2002 : 09:33:32 [Permalink]
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I'd comment here, but this is a family board and there are ladies here.
Go ahead James. If I think I'll be totally offended, I promise I'll cover one eye so I'll only be a tad affronted.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2002 : 10:25:32 [Permalink]
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I dunno. That looks like a knuckle-bump to me. Did Laura get fed up and pop him one? Has anyone checked her hands? Or the kitchenware for DNA evidence?
Of more concern, I think, are all of those broken capilaries(sp?) on the rest of his phiz.
In short, I find pretzels and prayer shields a little far out. Perhaps someone here with medical experience can add to it. Alas, the 'prayer shield' will protect only a fundy's reputation, such as it is.
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Xev
Skeptic Friend
USA
329 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2002 : 14:11:25 [Permalink]
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I'd comment here, but this is a family board and there are ladies here.
Oooh! Do comment, I promise not to faint.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. People with no minds rewrite inspirational e-mail and send their new versions out over the Internet. -The Brothers Grinn.com |
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2002 : 07:56:30 [Permalink]
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I'd comment here, but this is a family board and there are ladies here.
There are? Really?
Go ahead James. If I think I'll be totally offended, I promise I'll cover one eye so I'll only be a tad affronted.
Oooh! Do comment, I promise not to faint.
ROTFLMAO
Sorry to disappoint you all, but it does tend to just be a spur of the moment kinda thing. I'll just have to remember to just pour it all out next time.
*note to self: next time pissed off, rant first, censor later*
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense." -Buddha |
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