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Physiofly
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Posted - 02/02/2002 :  00:40:31   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Physiofly a Private Message
quote:
"Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee, and spirituous liquors: they will also, as I have myself seen, smoke tobacco with pleasure." - Charles Darwin, Descent of Man


Caffeine, ethanol and nicotine - the true ingredients of primordial soup?

"Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint." - Mark Twain
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Trish
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  09:39:15   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Trish a Private Message
Nicotine - I keep saying I'm going to give this stuff up one day.

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filthy
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  10:40:03   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Mmmmm. Nicotine.

I like Black Maria cut plug, but mostly I dip snuff. Not so messy. I also smoke a pipe and once in a while, a really good, madura-wrapped ciger. Wish I could afford more of those stogies.

For ethanol, I prefers cheap bourbon.

Deep in the wonders of the primordal soup, am I.

f

"They will take away my Darwin Fish only when they pry it from my cold, dead bumper!"
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Garrette
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  11:00:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Garrette a Yahoo! Message Send Garrette a Private Message
Haven't we had this thread once before? The wonders of ethanol are seemingly limitless, no doubt.

Rum and coke. Bourbon straight sometimes, but mostly with coke or ginger ale. Italian iced tea. Vodka.

Oh, yeah, and anything related to jello shots or body shots...

My kids still love me.
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Xev
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  13:45:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Xev an ICQ Message Send Xev a Private Message
Daquris, Mai Tais, Vodka and Coke, White Russians. Margaritas.

Not much of a beer drinker. Straight Vodka, and Brandy.

Mmmm

Xev-Come not between the creationist and his pseudoscience-Bellringer

Edited by - Xev on 02/04/2002 13:50:29
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Slater
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  14:04:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Slater a Private Message
Huh what? Mai Tais? Did somebody say Mai Tais? Bartender I'll have another.

Garrette you might scoff a caffeine but last week Good Morning America (so you know it's gotta be true) reported that people who have two or more cups of coffee's worth of caffeine a day are 60% less likely to develope Altzheimers than those who obstain.



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Garrette
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  15:39:56   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Garrette a Yahoo! Message Send Garrette a Private Message
Nah, I don't really scoff at caffeine. I just don't want to be addicted to it again. I literally was addicted to Mountain Dew and Big Red (a regional drink with a tad more caffeine than Mountain Dew). It was not easy getting off them.

I'd be interested to know any confounding variables (is that the right term) regarding the Alzheimer's study. I recall other studies that say mental exercises also work to stave off the disease. Is it possible that coffee drinkers are generally more mentally active?

My kids still love me.
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ktesibios
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Posted - 02/04/2002 :  21:57:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ktesibios a Private Message
Canadian whisky.

Coffee.

Camel regulars.

All else is mere commentary.

Boris Karloff died for your sins.
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Kaneda Kuonji
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Posted - 02/05/2002 :  06:49:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Kaneda Kuonji a Private Message
That which is a vice to some may be a virtue for others. Strive to find an affinity for thine life's blood.

Not all need caffeine. Some may need sugar or nicotine.

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
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Wendy
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Posted - 02/06/2002 :  15:37:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
Ahhh, coffee. Black, like my heart. Is there anything better? I think not. Just the thought of it is exciting. Think I'll go make some.


Wendy Jones
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