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ktesibios
SFN Regular
USA
505 Posts |
 Posted - 03/02/2002 : 20:00:46 [Permalink]
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I know a better bargain: the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic ( http://www.uctaa.org )
They ordained me a Rabbi and awarded me the degree of Master of Ignorance and Apathy from the University of Nescience and not a dime did it cost me.
That's thirty bucks better than what "Bob" charged me 
Boris Karloff died for your sins. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 20:58:43 [Permalink]
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I ain't sent 'em a damned dime, yet. I think I might go ahead and fork over a few bucks to get my official certificate. I might even get right by the state and start a church. Whaddahell, if yer gonna be a bear, be a grizzly. I'll preach Enlightened Agnostism and The Theory of Evolution.
Please send in your tithes at your earliest conviencence.
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"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2002 : 22:54:52 [Permalink]
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I like the beer church. Its free. Heck, we even signed up the next door neighbor. (Megan's dad) He's was delighted. The way my dog sucks down suds, I may even sign her up.
Lisa
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. |
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ronnywhite
SFN Regular
501 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 07:48:04 [Permalink]
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I need more info on the beer church, especially fringes involving afterlife stuff, and I need a list of kosher brews. The psychedelic sacrament crowd (peyote, mescaline, or whatever's in style these days) would probably be more interesting, but I doubt I could find a comfortable seat.
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DVF
Skeptic Friend
USA
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 18:16:47 [Permalink]
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The beer church has no legal status of it's own. They advise you to go to the ULC site and get officialy ordained. The ULC ordination is free, but they will charge you if you want to order accessories.
The wages of sin is death, but the hours are good. |
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ronnywhite
SFN Regular
501 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2002 : 23:25:29 [Permalink]
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The ULC ordination is free,
I'll drink to that.
Ron White |
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