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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 01/01/2010 : 16:55:21
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"The problem was not his heart," says surgeon
(Above screen capture from CNN.com.)
Queen's Medical Center, Honolulu, January 1, 2010 (SNN) -- Chief Surgeon Dr. David deFakey today updated the press on the medical condition of despicable fascist blow-hard millionaire radio star, Rush Limbaugh.
"As we told you earlier, we have found nothing wrong with Mr. Limbaugh's heart. Please, please! Don't all shout at once!
"Yes, I realize that it is a popular layman's myth that the heart is the place wherein dwells the 'soul,' and where goodness -- or evil -- in a person resides.
"Thus many of you may have expected that our exploratory surgery would have found a black and wizened organ looking like the heart of C. Montgomery Burns. But please understand that science has advanced greatly since such ancient myths were invented. We have long known that the good or evil in a person resides primarily in the brain, not in the heart. The heart is merely a grand and durable blood pump.
"Mr. Limbaugh's heart itself is a fine organ, in remarkable condition for someone who is so lazy, self-indulgent and hideously obese, and who has abused his body with drugs for many decades. The heart was fine, but it was closely attached to a gigantic parasitic growth that was threatening its survival. We have removed that disgusting growth in order to save this wonderful organ."
Dr. deFakey described the surgery to save Limbaugh's heart.
"Our biggest problem was to find and somehow sterilize flensing knives large enough to open Mr. Limbaugh's huge, bloated torso. We were lucky to find just the instruments we needed at the Whaling Museum in Maui. The heart is now resting comfortably in a young black woman who kindly volunteered to permanently give it a home."
Dr. deFakey holds flensing knife used on Rush Limbaugh.
In reply to a question, deFakey said, "A tug supplied by the Honolulu Port Authority hauled the carcass out to sea, where it was sold to a Japanese whaling vessel, the Godzilla Maru."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/01/2010 16:58:45
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2010 : 18:50:25 [Permalink]
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| That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2010 : 19:00:06 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by R.Wreck
That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it.
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Thank you much! It would have been colder yet if my imagination had been up to the task today. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2010 : 23:40:47 [Permalink]
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| Unfortunately, Rush Limbaugh's carcass is not being rendered for whale oil as I fantasized. Instead, he's continuing to deny reality, in dogged pursuit of his goal to deny good medical care to many of his poorer fellow Americans. The following post by PalMD at White Coat Underground presents the reality behind Rush's latest lies. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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AnthroGeek
New Member
USA
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Posted - 01/02/2010 : 00:29:18 [Permalink]
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I personally think we should help the man with "powers on loan from god" with a bacon wrapped chili-cheese dog and Vicodin drive for the poor man.
He is clearly hurting and needs our help.
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A series of fun one-liners about various pseudoscientific claims and, even better, a concise description of the scientific method - Ken Feder on Skeptic Friends Network from "Frauds, Myths and Mysteries" |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2010 : 01:35:45 [Permalink]
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I would lay heavy odds that the entire "heart attack" caper was a gigantic scam, conceived entirely to garner publicity and elicit sympathy from his moronic audience.
Any takers? |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2010 : 18:37:56 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by bngbuck
I would lay heavy odds that the entire "heart attack" caper was a gigantic scam, conceived entirely to garner publicity and elicit sympathy from his moronic audience.
Any takers? |
I certainly wouldn't bet against you. With a guy who built his whole career on lies and deception, why would anyone expect anything he said or did to be straightforward?
[Edit: That "guy" would be Limbaugh, not you, Bill.] |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/03/2010 22:15:07 |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2010 : 10:10:10 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by R.Wreck
That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it. |
Ditto! |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2010 : 14:49:57 [Permalink]
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This feculent fraud Limbaugh is out today excoriating Obama for rapidly organizing and sending help to Haiti. Limbaugh states that Obama's massive assistance program is a totally political act designed to elicit votes from the black community and that the US has already sent Haiti all the help it deserves - "it's called income tax!" In effect, "fuck the uncounted thousands of men, women and children killed and injured, we have sent too much money to them already".
Limbaugh should be lynched!
This detestable bloated teratism of a human being should be shut down - his hate speech rises to the level of sedition and legal action should be taken to disenfranchise his abiity to abuse the public airwaves |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/14/2010 : 16:08:46 [Permalink]
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Speaking of the pig LimbaughL
Other ugliness will rear its ugly head, as is the wont of ugliness. And while writing about Rush Limbaugh twice in one week is like researching burn victim goatse (Note: don't), the man who sadly did not die a couple of weeks ago used the Haiti earthquake as a way to attack President Barack Obama in many bizarre ways.
- According to Limbaugh, there's some kind of equivalence between the deluded fucktard who sparked his balls aflame on an airplane on Christmas and a major catastrophe that has destroyed a country and probably killed tens of thousands of people: "Now, I want you to remember, it took him three days to respond to the Christmas Day Fruit of Kaboom Bomber, three days. And when he came out after those three days, he was clearly irritated that he had to do it. He didn't want to do it. He comes out here in less than 24 hours to speak about Haiti." It's a little like saying, "How dare those bastards in the ER deal with a code blue heart attack while I'm sitting here with an ass pimple that needs popping." |
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 01/15/2010 : 12:31:08 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by R.Wreck
That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it.
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Thank you much! It would have been colder yet if my imagination had been up to the task today.
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You must a ton of idle time to kill is the only conclusion I can come to. |
"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2010 : 15:18:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by R.Wreck
That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it.
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Thank you much! It would have been colder yet if my imagination had been up to the task today.
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You must a ton of idle time to kill is the only conclusion I can come to.
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Bill, we've gone through that with you before after my Falwell in Hell spoof. As always, you ignored the answers you got. So I won't try again.
Instead, let me ask this: What do you accomplish fooling around here? (If it's to make Fundies look stoopid, you're doing it rite.) |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2010 : 18:54:27 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by bngbuck
This feculent fraud Limbaugh... |
Feculent is a most excellent adjective to describe celebrity entertainer Rush Limbaugh.
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
USA
2103 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2010 : 09:29:41 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Bill scott
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by R.Wreck
That's cold, Mooner, really really cold. I like it.
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Thank you much! It would have been colder yet if my imagination had been up to the task today.
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You must a ton of idle time to kill is the only conclusion I can come to.
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Bill, we've gone through that with you before after my Falwell in Hell spoof. As always, you ignored the answers you got. So I won't try again.
Instead, let me ask this: What do you accomplish fooling around here? (If it's to make Fundies look stoopid, you're doing it rite.)
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So you are saying, that even in your current state, the most productive thing that you can find to do with your time is to mock others by altering their appearance via photoshop looking for cheap laughs from a backwoods internet forum? |
"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
The fact that humans do science is what causes errors in science. -Dave W.-
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2010 : 10:02:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
So you are saying, that even in your current state, the most productive thing that you can find to do with your time is to mock others by altering their appearance via photoshop looking for cheap laughs from a backwoods internet forum? |
Given that you think that gays getting married would cause demonstrable harm to society, Bill, is the most productive thing you can find to do with your time to take HalfMooner to task for wasting his time? Surely you could carve out a few precious moments with which to explain the data on the effects of same-sex marriage on civilization to people who really want to know. HalfMooner's photoshopping efforts will still be here when you're done, I promise. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Limbaugh: Tests find 'nothing wrong' with heart
