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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 01/16/2010 : 11:36:16 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
[quote]So you are saying, that even in your current state, the most productive thing that you can find to do with your time is to mock others by altering their appearance via photoshop looking for cheap laughs from a backwoods internet forum? |
Backwoods? LOL! How could you tell this is a rural forum? |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/16/2010 : 13:24:48 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Bill scott
[quote]So you are saying, that even in your current state, the most productive thing that you can find to do with your time is to mock others by altering their appearance via photoshop looking for cheap laughs from a backwoods internet forum? |
Backwoods? LOL! How could you tell this is a rural forum?
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Being pretty "back-woodsy" myself, I feel right at home here. And anything that denigrates that pig Limbaugh is fine with me. The caveat is that it is scarcely possible to accurately describe the foulness of him with mere words, but a picture is worth a thousand of those.
But I would not use a flensing knife to give him open heart surgery, no. I'd use my old better bosun to carve my way in and, then my bare hands, just for the pleasure of releasing all of that methane in the method most likely to resemble the pain he advocates and inflicts upon others. Aztec style. 
Fuck Limbaugh. He is no more than a no-talent gasbag that got lucky; a drug-addled pederast with a pecker so limp that he must borrow Viagra from friends for his Dominican Republic sex tours. He is an opportunist that willingly fluffs teabagging idiots and Swift Boat liars, both a species of traitor.
It is said that God gives you the face you are born with, and you make the face you die with. I have never seen the zit on Limbaugh's ass that got him out of VN, but I might suggest that it's more attractive than his current physiognomy. When he finally performs the valuable public service of going tits-up, he'll look right ghastly. Let us hope it'll be soon and spare the children the worst....
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 01/16/2010 : 20:53:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Bill scott
[quote]So you are saying, that even in your current state, the most productive thing that you can find to do with your time is to mock others by altering their appearance via photoshop looking for cheap laughs from a backwoods internet forum? |
Backwoods? LOL! How could you tell this is a rural forum?
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Cauz un we ain't gots no indoor plummin'! |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
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The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 01/17/2010 : 01:43:07 [Permalink]
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Bill scott......
| You must a ton of idle time to kill is the only conclusion I can come to |
Bill, you have posted more than 1400 comments here in the past four years - an average of more than one a day, 365 days straight. You must have some purpose in this persistence. Yet you repeatedly use your Christian pulpit to denounce a severely handicapped man in his mid sixties who has a marvelous talent for humor, a remarkable ability to manipulate Photoshop in innovative and creative ways, a perceptive and wonderfully analytic mind, and who has contributed with great skill and erudition for many years to the education and amusement of thousands of people who read and hundreds of people who comment on this Forum.
You are not physically handicapped to the best of my knowledge. Nor are you in the autumn of your life. I have yet to discern a spark of humor in anything you have written here nor have I learned a jot or tittle from any of your Fundamentalist parrotings. I seriously doubt if you can successfully operate a program like Photoshop, I would challenge you to move pixels around in Paint, much less Photoshop; preaching fundamental Christianity is hardly an exercise in intellectual achievement, - what have you shown us that qualifies you to criticize one of our most talented and valuable members?
Yet you arrogate the rudeness and insensitvity to criticize Mooner who contributes more to this Forum in one single satirical image and comment than you have in four entire years of ceaseless regurgitation of the inane Christian creationist drivel that you have been taught since childhood.
I ask you to state your justification of your incredibly arrogant and insensitive position of criticism of Half Mooner. What credentials elevate you to a level where anyone should pay any attention at all to what you think about Mooner? What have you accomplished that so vastly surpasses his achievements? Can you entertain and amuse with satire and parody? Can you educate and inform with information and knowlege? | And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?Matthew 7:3 |
Why, indeed, Bill scott? You are in the truest Christian sense, a hypocrite!
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Bill scott
SFN Addict
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Posted - 01/17/2010 : 07:21:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by bngbuck
Bill scott......
| You must a ton of idle time to kill is the only conclusion I can come to |
Bill, you have posted more than 1400 comments here in the past four years - an average of more than one a day, 365 days straight. You must have some purpose in this persistence. Yet you repeatedly use your Christian pulpit to denounce a severely handicapped man in his mid sixties who has a marvelous talent for humor, a remarkable ability to manipulate Photoshop in innovative and creative ways, a perceptive and wonderfully analytic mind, and who has contributed with great skill and erudition for many years to the education and amusement of thousands of people who read and hundreds of people who comment on this Forum.
You are not physically handicapped to the best of my knowledge. Nor are you in the autumn of your life. I have yet to discern a spark of humor in anything you have written here nor have I learned a jot or tittle from any of your Fundamentalist parrotings. I seriously doubt if you can successfully operate a program like Photoshop, I would challenge you to move pixels around in Paint, much less Photoshop; preaching fundamental Christianity is hardly an exercise in intellectual achievement, - what have you shown us that qualifies you to criticize one of our most talented and valuable members?
Yet you arrogate the rudeness and insensitvity to criticize Mooner who contributes more to this Forum in one single satirical image and comment than you have in four entire years of ceaseless regurgitation of the inane Christian creationist drivel that you have been taught since childhood.
I ask you to state your justification of your incredibly arrogant and insensitive position of criticism of Half Mooner. What credentials elevate you to a level where anyone should pay any attention at all to what you think about Mooner? What have you accomplished that so vastly surpasses his achievements? Can you entertain and amuse with satire and parody? Can you educate and inform with information and knowlege? | And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?Matthew 7:3 |
Why, indeed, Bill scott? You are in the truest Christian sense, a hypocrite!
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OK, HM can do whatever he wants with the time he has remaining here on earth. That is his perogative. I guess my bigger point is that this is not funny.
| in his mid sixties who has a marvelous talent for humor |
Talent? This is what elementary school children do. He took a skinny person and made them look fat with photoshop, looking for a cheap laugh. It reminds me of the time in 4th grade when Johnny used a black marker to put a mustache on Sally in the class picture hanging from the bulletin board. Yes, it was funny, when you are in the 4th grade. But after you graduate from elementary school elementary humor, such as mocking self-created effigies of other people, stays in elementary school. At least it does for those who leave elementary school behind. Some don't and that is why we see so many elementary level boys walking around in a man's body in our society, sad really.
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"Lets get one thing clear, Bill. Science does make some assumptions." -perrodetokio-
"In the end as skeptics we must realize that there is no real knowledge, there is only what is most reasonable to believe." -Coelacanth-
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 01/17/2010 : 08:51:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
He took a skinny person and made them look fat with photoshop, looking for a cheap laugh.
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My guess is that it took Halfmooner relatively little effort (compared to many other photo-shoppings he's done) to create this picture. Given the laughter and amusement it caused, compared to the effort put into it, I'd say it's a massive value-add. So, in a sense it was a bargain, but I wouldn't call it cheap.
| It reminds me of the time in 4th grade when Johnny used a black marker to put a mustache on Sally in the class picture hanging from the bulletin board. Yes, it was funny, when you are in the 4th grade. But after you graduate from elementary school elementary humor, such as mocking self-created effigies of other people, stays in elementary school. At least it does for those who leave elementary school behind. Some don't and that is why we see so many elementary level boys walking around in a man's body in our society, sad really. |
You still haven't acknowledged the fact that in one fell swoop, Halfmooner did away with Palin's only good asset, which means that you have failed to grasp the more important (and deeper) humouristic point of the picture. It saddens me that you're so shallow that you can't reason your way past first appearence.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2010 : 09:10:01 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
My guess is that it took Halfmooner relatively little effort (compared to many other photo-shoppings he's done) to create this picture. |
You guessed right. From inspiration to completion, it took only a few minutes. But the time between inspirations can take weeks. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2010 : 11:16:12 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Bill scott
OK, HM can do whatever he wants with the time he has remaining here on earth. That is his perogative. |
Thanks! I was awaiting your permission.| I guess my bigger point is that this is not funny. |
Snap!| Talent? This is what elementary school children do. He took a skinny person and made them look fat with photoshop, looking for a cheap laugh. It reminds me of the time in 4th grade when Johnny used a black marker to put a mustache on Sally in the class picture hanging from the bulletin board. Yes, it was funny, when you are in the 4th grade. But after you graduate from elementary school elementary humor, such as mocking self-created effigies of other people, stays in elementary school. At least it does for those who leave elementary school behind. Some don't and that is why we see so many elementary level boys walking around in a man's body in our society, sad really. |
A person is only as young as he feels, Bill. I'm only guessing that I'm about twenty chronological years older than you -- and twenty years younger, mentally. But I'm certain that I'm a lot happier. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2010 : 19:31:49 [Permalink]
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Scottscat from Bill.....| after you graduate from elementary school elementary humor, such as mocking self-created effigies of other people, stays in elementary school. At least it does for those who leave elementary school behind. Some don't and that is why we see so many elementary level boys walking around in a man's body in our society, sad really. |
So you would deny that "mocking self-created effigies of other people" all belong in the category of elementary school scrawlings? Like the work of Thomas Nast, Al Capp, Bill Mauldin, Saul Steinberg, Herblock, and hundreds of other influential cartoonists and parodists over the history of this country; all of this work has been for naught? Even though eighty-four Pulitzer prizes have been awarded for political cartoonists satirizing political figures, even though Thomas Nast and others actually changed the course of history with their drawings?
Bill, you have been pathetically insulated from the history of the real world by your total immersion in the fantasies of religious extremism and the political compartmentalism of ultra-conservatism. You really don't know very much about anything, and you betray that ignorance with every sentence you write! |
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