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HalfMooner
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 Posted - 12/29/2006 : 19:37:39
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President sets earliest Iraq pullout for January 20, 2009
Washington, December 29, 2006 (NYT) -- In a special address to the nation, President Bush tonight promised his presidency would not "end with a whimper." Acknowledging that the Iraq war was "as good as lost, already" he promised to somehow keep it going until he could "hand off this steaming pile of cowshit" to a Democratic successor.
President George W. Bush
"History will judge me," said Bush "as the worst President ever. Shee-it, I don't mind if they don't forgive me, so long as they never forget me."
The President saluted fallen American service personnel in Iraq, calling their deaths "a small price for those saps to pay for all the fun I've been having." He promised more even such heroic sacrifice by "military chumps" right up until Al Gore takes the reins in 2009. "I promise you all, my fellow Americans: Al Gore will be saddled with such a shitstorm of problems from the instant he steps into the White House, he'll be a one-term President, unlike Yours Truly."
Mr. Bush then closed his address by giving the camera The Finger, and saying, "God Bless America, and fuck y'all. Fuck all y'alls."
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 12/29/2006 20:45:36
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