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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
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 Posted - 05/20/2007 : 22:24:56
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YO: If what Newt Gingrich said about Jerry Falwell doesn't make you hurl, this will...
GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported.
Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.
"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV
Orwellingly Yurz Sez:
Tell me we don't have people in the U-S who believe in the supernatural.
OH SO OY!
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Then what must be,
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2007 : 01:24:54 [Permalink]
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Or it could just be schizophrenia. Sad either way.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2007 : 06:09:32 [Permalink]
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And if you really want to see a large collection of very religious and spiritual people, a psychiatric institution is a great place to see where many of them end up.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Roddy
New Member
Panama
48 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2007 : 13:02:04 [Permalink]
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Thank goodness there were no microwaves when John Wayne Gacy was around.
And let's hope religion can be kept out of courtrooms (except for people swearing on the Buybull). Otherwise, a lot of these lunatics would get soft jail sentences just for having been tempted by the devil. |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2007 : 15:36:09 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by beskeptigal
Or it could just be schizophrenia. |
Which one? The boyfriend who claims he nuked the baby due to "stress" or his girlfriend who is defending him by claiming that Satan made him do it?
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
238 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2007 : 15:37:47 [Permalink]
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| wow, how big is their microwave? |
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
"I was asked if I would do a similar sketch but focusing on the shortcomings of Islam rather than Christianity. I said, 'No, no I wouldn't. I may be an atheist but I'm not stupid.'" - Steward Lee |
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Roddy
New Member
Panama
48 Posts |
Posted - 05/24/2007 : 20:12:36 [Permalink]
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I was asking myself the same thing when I put two slices of Domino's pizza in the microwave oven a few hours earlier.
Either the microwave was huge, or the child was really small. |
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Microwavable Child
