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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 09/06/2007 : 17:48:01
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Lee L. Mercer Jr. Hilariously incoherent Web site.
My Platform
My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education. I was ordered to create and or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting it through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law Laws across the board. |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2007 : 18:41:12 [Permalink]
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He claims to be part of the Democratic Party, yet the Democratic Party does not acknowledge him as a candidate.
Ergo, he's a whack job with $100 for a website. Or he's a plant for those damn Libertarians.  |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2007 : 18:48:31 [Permalink]
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From the website:
I have a doctor degree Phd. as a doctor of laws, medicine ( not practitioner of medicine, i.e. physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only.
I will receive my doctor degrees in a court of law only. My final graduation will be in a United States of America's Court which was ordered by my second ROTC Board and Staff Janet Reno former U.S. Attorney General, former Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army and Secretary Of State of The United States General Colin Powell, Sr. and former Secretary of The United States Army Togo West. They will be joining me circumstantially later. |
And| The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography. |
...I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2007 : 19:11:20 [Permalink]
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There's no words left to make fun of this guy. He's already used 'em all.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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 Posted - 09/06/2007 : 19:38:30 [Permalink]
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| Since my high school graduation in 1969, I developed myself to my own academic interest to be a Collegiate Profession. |
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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Chippewa
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USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2007 : 20:28:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Chippewa
This one is less wordy but just as weird:
http://christinabillings.com/
She seems to have one picture, (with real hair stuck on it?)
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Christina Billings' assistant campaign manager seems a bit nervous. But she's the "Chosen One," and claims descent from Spartan royalty, so how could we go wrong?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2007 : 20:45:08 [Permalink]
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Reasons For Mercer's Presidential Candidacy
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17. To prove I have 1 million U.S. Military Intelligence Negro Female Lawyers and All the Negro Certified Public Accountants in the United States... Don't miss out on the other sixty nine reasons. Especially #66.
Gotta love all the inappropriate capitalization on his site, too.
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- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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 Posted - 09/06/2007 : 20:49:26 [Permalink]
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#66 is laugh out loud!
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2007 : 21:13:32 [Permalink]
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Mercer makes good recycling use of the dead, having both Ann Richards and Janet Reno campaigning for him. He also seems to have the ROTC (mentioned repeatedly) somehow supporting him.
And don't forget:| Also in my biography, that is stalled in a police debriefing, I am a member of the United State Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio Texas at the University of Texas ROTC School of Religion as the Director, the developer of a new United States Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion for the United States Army and the U.S. Army Military Intelligence Chaplain in charge. |
Isn't it nice that he's created a new spy religion?: "Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion ..."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2007 : 23:20:13 [Permalink]
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That hurt to read.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 09/06/2007 : 23:46:57 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Isn't it nice that he's created a new spy religion?: "Army Military Intelligence Buddhist religion ..." |
So when he activates the "Army Military Intelligence Buddhist Religion", the Buddhist pursuit of the nature of reality causes the military intelligence part to implode when it realizes there is suddenly no need for war. 
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 09/07/2007 : 03:10:53 [Permalink]
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In spite of the vile Bush, I still love election years. They are just so much fun.
At the risk of dating myself to be an old fart, I remember Gus Hall the Communist, and George Linclon Rockwell, the Nazi. They were always good for a chuckle, and I once met Rockwell when he was frothing near the Naval Base in Norfolk VA.
Lee & the pretty Christina are cut from a gentler cloth but are beautifully certifiable never the less.
My favorite off-the-wall candidate was Pat Paulson.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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Posted - 09/07/2007 : 07:48:00 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
In spite of the vile Bush, I still love election years. They are just so much fun.
At the risk of dating myself to be an old fart, I remember Gus Hall the Communist, and George Linclon Rockwell, the Nazi. They were always good for a chuckle, and I once met Rockwell when he was frothing near the Naval Base in Norfolk VA.
Lee & the pretty Christina are cut from a gentler cloth but are beautifully certifiable never the less.
My favorite off-the-wall candidate was Pat Paulson.
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Paulson:
"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian" |
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2007 : 09:08:58 [Permalink]
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This guy is still a better choice than a nutjob Republican or Libertarian.  |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Here's one Democrat for President I won't support
