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Rift
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USA
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 Posted - 06/17/2001 : 01:23:03
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Hoagland has just put a new steaming pile of crap on his page about the face... Where's my occham's norelco, I think my razor is dull...
The Enterprise Mission
Can a guy have any bigger of a head while being so damn clueless at the same time?
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2001 : 02:11:38 [Permalink]
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Hoagland has just put a new steaming pile of crap on his page about the face... Where's my occham's norelco, I think my razor is dull...
http://www.enterprisemission.org/catbox.htm
Can a guy have any bigger of a head while being so damn clueless at the same time?
Look at it this way Rift,...maybe we're seeing a Van Gogh incarnate. His pics ARE getting more and more bizarre/detached.
And speaking of razors of the un-Ocham's type, - to follow suit, we'll soon be seeing Hoagland sporting a "one-ear" look sometime soon!........C'V'* |
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Lisa
SFN Regular
USA
1223 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 02:32:56 [Permalink]
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Rift, in response to your question in the other folder: this belongs in both places. People who aren't on the BA board may avoid that folder. Pablum like this needs to be debunked in any forum you can find!
Lisa
Chaos...Confusion...Destruction...My Work Here Is Done |
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Piltdown
Skeptic Friend
USA
312 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 02:44:18 [Permalink]
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Hoagland has just put a new steaming pile of crap on his page about the face... Where's my occham's norelco, I think my razor is dull...
Indeed, this is a malignant growth and we have to bring out the heavy stuff: nothing less than Occam's Guillotine will do for Hoaxland.
"Occamsguillotine" was, in fact, one of my aol screen-names back when I was still putting up with aol. I used to get instant messages from outraged paranutalists asking if it was a threat. I would simply answer "YES" and cut them off.
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Rift
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 08:20:41 [Permalink]
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"Occamsguillotine" was, in fact, one of my aol screen-names back when I was still putting up with aol.
LOL, I had "Occams Norelco" on AOL not to long ago, back when I frequented the "Evolution is a Fact" room. I think I deleted it though. I still put up with AOL but mostly because I tutor on the High School Physics Board and get it free :P
Hoagland's crap really needs to be debunked, but his latest rant is so all over the place it's hard to know where to start. sheesh. Some of his stuff, like the ritual degrees crap, I KNOW is wrong, but it's a lot harder to PROVE it's wrong and would take a lot of damn time.
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2001 : 10:58:06 [Permalink]
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Thems idjits been dun lookin' ayt dem durn piktur dis side ain't up. Turn da dang pix riteside up, hogland, ya durn fool!
Bozola
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 12:57:28 [Permalink]
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did anyone else notice that, as predicted, he's included the "Hiking Map" as evidence that NASA is intending to explore as part of the continuing coverup?
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ljbrs
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2001 : 16:41:54 [Permalink]
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I have this imaginary hole (ear to ear) in my head through which I process all pseudoinformation. It pays to waste little time on baloney. When you get to my age, every second counts, and baloney takes up too much precious time. That same hole takes care of the occasional nastiness which one encounters when dealing with the unfortunate jerks one meets now and then.
I am not evading any of it. I carefully put each bit of nastiness into a *little box*, similar to former President Clinton's *little box*, and save it for later. I even make the gesture with my hand of placing it in that mysterious *box*. However, *later* usually never arrives, and I often lose the nastier "little boxes*. They end up in my brain's handy trash disposal unit. It is great to have such tools at my disposal. It clears out the wax in my ears...
Honest...
ljbrs
When it comes to dealing with jerks, I do it with a flourish. Therefore, I do better because I know better...
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2001 : 17:46:22 [Permalink]
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Veeeeeellllllllly intrralesting....
Made me think of Peter Sellars in the political satire movie "Being There", where he's wandering around the sidewalks of D.C. and tries to use his carry-along TV remote control......on people!
An editorial in the Denver Post many years ago, spoke of similar situations, but with a more drastic solution. The writer wanted the City of Denver to install wicker-wire baskets all around town,...at intersections, bus stops, barber shops, cafes, - you know, where people congregate. In these baskets would be a number of select 2 x 4's, so if one was accosted by cheap talk, then one could wop-'em-upside-the-head with a 2 x 4!
Guess his point was to be able to "wise-up" people right away. 
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 01:11:09 [Permalink]
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An editorial in the Denver Post many years ago, spoke of similar situations, but with a more drastic solution. The writer wanted the City of Denver to install wicker-wire baskets all around town,...at intersections, bus stops, barber shops, cafes, - you know, where people congregate. In these baskets would be a number of select 2 x 4's, so if one was accosted by cheap talk, then one could wop-'em-upside-the-head with a 2 x 4!
I'd really like to see that article. When is it from? Tells ya something about us Denverites... We'll make ya listen to reason! If you don't, we'll pound it into you! Hee, hee.
Denver CO
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 01:26:44 [Permalink]
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| If I can wake-up the right synapes....the editorial in the Denver Post would had been during the 2nd week of July of 1980. Sorry, don't have the day, maybe Wednesday. Was just north of you in the Estes Park area, soaking in the high part of the Rocky Mountains. |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 06/18/2001 : 01:56:21 [Permalink]
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Gives me a place to start at the library. Can search the microfiche...then print. Would like to read that one...Or could call a friend at the Denver Post, if he still works there. (One problem here tho, he's a real fundie, yikes!)
He's YOUR god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell! |
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Rift
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 02:01:10 [Permalink]
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did anyone else notice that, as predicted, he's included the "Hiking Map" as evidence that NASA is intending to explore as part of the continuing coverup?
Actually I didn't see that one coming... DOH!
"let's put our top secret plans to explore this thing on CNN" I guess I don't think cranky enough yet...
Doesn't he realize that that was a direct jab at HIM??? sheesh. He also thinks they are taking another picture of it next month because they know it really isn't a mesa. Do you think they'd even bother at this point if it wasn't for the idiots screaming?
I wish I had a hole in my head that this drivel could just drip out of, but for some reason I have a morbid fascination with hoagland.
::looks around for a hand drill::
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Rift
Skeptic Friend
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 02:07:34 [Permalink]
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Thems idjits been dun lookin' ayt dem durn piktur dis side ain't up. Turn da dang pix riteside up, hogland, ya durn fool!
I tell ya Boz, those aliens were amazing. (Well, hoagland says WE are the builders of it so i reckon we are amazing)
It's a Pharaoh, It's a lion, it's ultraman, it's a grey, it's a guy holding a baby, it's a kitty, it slices, it dices, it makes julian fries. Act now or this amazing offer will be gone forever!
http://members.aol.com/garypos2/Marsface_upside-down.html
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Bozola
Skeptic Friend
USA
166 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 08:40:08 [Permalink]
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Of course, it's a well established fact that alien 'greys' are really a hallucination brought on by an undiagnosed Ultraman fixation. Other symptoms include seeing flaming giant turtles in the skies, monster faces in geological features, in later stages, patients stop brushing their teeth so that they may develop 'nuclear halitosis'.
The technical term for this tragic mental disorder is Latexteratophrenia.
Bozola
- Practicing skeet for the Rapture.
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Zandermann
Skeptic Friend
USA
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2001 : 15:03:42 [Permalink]
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...The technical term for this tragic mental disorder is Latexteratophrenia.
don't worry, Bozola...the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers will protect us
no wait...they come under the heading of Latexteratophrenia too, don't they?
yikes!
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