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dv82matt
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 Posted - 07/07/2005 : 09:14:13 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by H. Humbert
The solution to Global Warming might be at hand. World Jump Day promises to be it. July 20th, 2006 to be exact, when (hopefully) millions of people jump simultaneously and propel our planet into a new orbit.
"Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate."
Sounds like solid research. So who's jumping with me?
Dammit H. would it kill you to post a humor advisory.
Something like this:
WARNING WARNING WARNING
EXTREME HUMOR APROACHING
Place all drinks in the vicinity on a stable surface a minimum of six feet away from your person prior to reading.
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So who's jumping with me?
With such a simple and elegant solution to global warming, it would be criminal not to jump. |
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